(to the tune of "Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel")
I have a deck of durdle, it has a lot of Blue
Stay awake until the end and it will durdle you
Oh Durdle Durdle Durdle, it has a lot of Blue
Durdle Durdle Durdle, is gonna durdle you
I'm turtled in my durdle, while you try something mean
now watch your smile fading as I Syncopate eighteen!
Oh Durdle Durdle Durdle, you try something mean
Durdle Durdle Durdle, Syncopate eighteen!
I'm playing with my durdle, watch you lay down your side
then make you pick them right back up with Devastation Tide!
Oh Durdle Durdle Durdle, go on and build your side
Durdle Durdle Durdle, Devastation Tide!
I'm having fun with durdle, got Tamiyo and Jace
and now the judges come around and say pick up the pace
Oh Durdle Durdle Durdle, Tamiyo loves Jace
Durdle Durdle Durdle, let's pick up the pace!
I love to play my durdle, cuz aggro decks are gay
and combo decks can bite my ass cuz durdle's how I play
Oh Durdle Durdle Durdle, all your decks are gay
Durdle Durdle Durdle, that's the way I play, HEY!
